LOL!!! Oh my gosh! What a great topic, it took me five minutes to stop laughing so hard to even post a response. This post brought back a flood of hilarious memories about a ASOTV product my aunt bought some years back. It was called Instant Arm Lift. It was basically a clear tape patch that you stuck on the bottom of your arm and pulled the skin tight and fastened the other end of the patch to your upper arm. Basically clear duct tape. My poor aunt... it worked great for a couple of hours and then it started to slip and slide when she started to sweat and eventually got stuck in her hair... It took us two hours and a jar of peanut butter to get all the goo out of her hair... sigh.